FUNNY GUY AND OLD NAVY GUY

So I'm usually oblivious to anyone from the opposite sex hitting on me...Flirting doesn't come natural for me. I just don't see it or I think to myself and now to all of you "how could someone like that be interested in me". I'm not saying that it happens all the time but it could be possible that it's happened more than I know. Lately it's just happened more for comical entertainment. I remember one time when mom, dad and I were in line ordering our food at an A&W and there was a guy in line with us. Me being who I am and not able to ignore pretty much anyone around me I talked to him. We ordered and then headed to our seats and mom and dad told me he had been flirting with me and that I should go talk to him more. I was like "No Way he's not interested in me, he was just being friendly!" Needless to say I didn't go talk to him more and they weren't too happy with me.

There must be something in the water this year, or maybe I'm more attractive since I've lost 19 pounds in the last 4 months, I don't know. It could be that I've been actively seeking for these experiences to blog about so in the process I'm putting myself out there more. And I'm getting ones I would never want and some that I wouldn't mind. So between Monday Guy, Sunday Guy, Mr Nice Guy, Bewilder Guy, Smart Guy, Electronic Guy, and the 2 brothers it's been fun and the experiences, mind you keep coming.

A couple months ago I met a guy who we will call Funny Guy at one of the potlucks and let me tell you, I'm laughing probably 98% of the time when I'm around funny guy. And it's not that he's telling jokes it's that he's teasing me, making fun of me (in a good way) and making the smallest things about life funny. We have this thing going where he calls me "The Dog Girl" since I dog sit and making it this huge deal. And for him I'm constantly telling him that he needs to come talk to me so I can fun of him and threatening to call his mom for some good stories about him. Maybe I'll start calling him funny guy to his face...he doesn't need to know I've blogged about him! The best part about our interactions is that Funny guy actually lets me tease him and make fun of him. I actually think he thrives on it. At the potluck a couple weeks ago I was getting really excited to talk to funny guy and before he could get a seat next to me, I had 4 guys, one after another, sit next to me. I was bummed but went with it. One of the 4 practically sat in my lap he was so close, I think he actually thought I would be wanting him to sit that close. Another of the four told me I was as light as a wafe...OK whatever? Any ways. And finally funny guy got an opening to sit next to me and we were teasing each other and laughing the rest of the evening. He even told me in joking that I was his dream girl...Maybe? :)

Then on Wednesday last week I needed to find a pair of brown leggings to go under a couple of dresses I found on clearance that were too short. A friend at work told me that she had found them for her daughter at Old Navy and TJ Max. So after the Temple I made my way to Old Navy in search of the leggings. This experience came right out of the blue!!! I was searching for leggings not a guy! I had picked up a shirt and was searching for the leggings when Old Navy Guy asked me if I was finding everything OK. I said No so old navy guy showed me to the leggings and I found that there was only black and gray! Dang it! I even said that out loud. Old navy guy told me that he had been baptized 3 weeks ago and that he could tell I was a member because I had said "Dang It" rather than the swear word. This gave him opportunity to tell me that the shirt I wanted to try on was too big for me...I tried it on anyways. Found that I had to go down a size...which didn't fit either...nothings fitting right these days. While I was trying it on old navy guy talked to me through the dressing room. WEIRD! Ya old navy guy's job was by the fitting rooms and letting customers in the fitting rooms. By the time I was able to get out of the store old navy guy had written on a piece of paper his phone number, email, and name so that I could add him on facebook.

So for the fun of it I added old navy guy. I found that he is or was very forward, so forward that 2 days later he asked me to come to church with him on Sunday for his special day of receiving the priesthood. Are you kidding...I just met you 2 days ago, only talked to you roughly 5 minutes and you want me to come to something very personal? Wow didn't see it coming. Luckily I had primary responsibilities that didn't allow me to go. I even told old navy guy that I don't normally add someone on facebook that I hardly know and asked him to tell me about himself. Old navy guy didn't email anything. He told me over and over that I could call him or text him anytime. Ya NO way! So needless to say since I shot him down a couple times he hasn't contacted me again. Wew I guess being somewhat careful pays off.

Lessons learned:

1 Find more dirt about Funny Guy to use as leverage to become his true dream girl

2 Don't become facebook friends with someone you just met

3 Best to have them give you contact information rather than me giving them mine.

4 Have fun you never know where the good times will be!